For millenia, men of considerable girth (and responsible for considerable birth) have congregated in small tribes to share food, weapons, and stories about how their lives have been ruin--...transformed by their life decisions.
In the 21st century, the Slightly Overweight Fathers Association (SOFA) provides the sinews that connect these domesticated milquetoasts to their warrior pasts.
In an ongoing attempt to inject a small amount of enthusiasm and relevance in their lives, the following Titans of "Man"dustry have formed faux Franchises in the SOFA Fantasy League:
Commissioner - Paul Carlino
David Stewart - Pull My Finger
Marty Skopp - Running Down Your Team
Frazier O'Leary - THE Beautiful Tulips
Matt Cockerham - Tropical Cabbage
Paul Ray - Smell The Glove
Daniel Marsh - Attack RabbitsBrian Kohler - Skinz4Evar
Waiting on Photos:
- Paul Meadows, Willys
- Patrick Dougan, Neil Diamond Fan Club
- Clive Lisecki, The Blowout Preventers
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